Thursday, December 8, 2016

2016m12d08 Assassination i don't want to die

Several of my advisors have told me that I am making an assassination target of myself.

The most dangerous thing I have done is suggest that MIC projects be cancelled.  Military Industrial Complex contracts are big , elaborate , over-priced ..... and many are completely uncalled for.   ..... Lots of leeches are living off these moneytrees   .... they are paying for their children's braces.

This monkey flow is threatened when I complain about these projects.  These people have connections to snipers , assassins and the like.  If I get enough of these people pissed off .... i may end up filled with holes in my body   ...... or I may have a fatal car accident .... or mistakenly swallow some poison.

Maybe being POTUS is not a good idea.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

2016m12d06 Henry Kissinger

I am meeting with Henry Kissinger.
My advisor say this is a good idea ..... ahahahhhahaaa

#1   i was surprised this lizard was still alive.  i think he must be 200 years old.  He certainly looks like he has already died.  He is creepy.  He looks creepy.  He speaks in a creepy way.  I bet he smells bad.

#2  i think HK is somebody you would not get angry at you.  He knows lots of powerful people and for some reason they do things for him.  Does he know of a lot of secret crimes among his acquaintances ?

#3  HK is a great example of how someone can get away with anything in D.C.   He is a war criminal who is admired/hated/feared  depending on who you are.  He tried to date Jackie Kennedy .....wow  I wonder what she was like in the sack ?????

#4   I am curious as to whether he will know anything about China that will be useful.  Some of my advisors have told me it is foolish to get too involved in understanding foreign points of view. I have been told to be clear about my goals and leave it to my staff to translate that to the various gooks I have to deal with.

#5   Would it not be a laugh if I actually liked HK ????

Thursday, December 1, 2016

2016m12d01 more reasons to burn people at the stake

I have already said that no one should do business outside the USA.   "Companies are not going to leave anymore without consequences." Buy USA , keep money in the USA , keep jobs in the USA.

I will enable the Homeland Security to start monitoring businesses and consumers for patriotic economic decisions. We will make up the infractions as we go ...... any patriotic person can guess what they will be.

No more kid gloves like fines ( although i can use the money ) or prison ( expensive but don't cut back on the industry ) ..... i will add a better option:
burning at the stake ( *bats* ) plus thumbscrews , the strappado and other good ideas from historic books.....

Thanks to my staff .... some of these ideas were all theirs.