Several of my advisors have told me that I am making an assassination target of myself.
The most dangerous thing I have done is suggest that MIC projects be cancelled. Military Industrial Complex contracts are big , elaborate , over-priced ..... and many are completely uncalled for. ..... Lots of leeches are living off these moneytrees .... they are paying for their children's braces.
This monkey flow is threatened when I complain about these projects. These people have connections to snipers , assassins and the like. If I get enough of these people pissed off .... i may end up filled with holes in my body ...... or I may have a fatal car accident .... or mistakenly swallow some poison.
Maybe being POTUS is not a good idea.
Thursday, December 8, 2016
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
2016m12d06 Henry Kissinger
I am meeting with Henry Kissinger.
My advisor say this is a good idea ..... ahahahhhahaaa
#1 i was surprised this lizard was still alive. i think he must be 200 years old. He certainly looks like he has already died. He is creepy. He looks creepy. He speaks in a creepy way. I bet he smells bad.
#2 i think HK is somebody you would not get angry at you. He knows lots of powerful people and for some reason they do things for him. Does he know of a lot of secret crimes among his acquaintances ?
#3 HK is a great example of how someone can get away with anything in D.C. He is a war criminal who is admired/hated/feared depending on who you are. He tried to date Jackie Kennedy .....wow I wonder what she was like in the sack ?????
#4 I am curious as to whether he will know anything about China that will be useful. Some of my advisors have told me it is foolish to get too involved in understanding foreign points of view. I have been told to be clear about my goals and leave it to my staff to translate that to the various gooks I have to deal with.
#5 Would it not be a laugh if I actually liked HK ????
My advisor say this is a good idea ..... ahahahhhahaaa
#1 i was surprised this lizard was still alive. i think he must be 200 years old. He certainly looks like he has already died. He is creepy. He looks creepy. He speaks in a creepy way. I bet he smells bad.
#2 i think HK is somebody you would not get angry at you. He knows lots of powerful people and for some reason they do things for him. Does he know of a lot of secret crimes among his acquaintances ?
#3 HK is a great example of how someone can get away with anything in D.C. He is a war criminal who is admired/hated/feared depending on who you are. He tried to date Jackie Kennedy .....wow I wonder what she was like in the sack ?????
#4 I am curious as to whether he will know anything about China that will be useful. Some of my advisors have told me it is foolish to get too involved in understanding foreign points of view. I have been told to be clear about my goals and leave it to my staff to translate that to the various gooks I have to deal with.
#5 Would it not be a laugh if I actually liked HK ????
Thursday, December 1, 2016
2016m12d01 more reasons to burn people at the stake
I have already said that no one should do business outside the USA. "Companies are not going to leave anymore without consequences." Buy USA , keep money in the USA , keep jobs in the USA.
I will enable the Homeland Security to start monitoring businesses and consumers for patriotic economic decisions. We will make up the infractions as we go ...... any patriotic person can guess what they will be.
No more kid gloves like fines ( although i can use the money ) or prison ( expensive but don't cut back on the industry ) ..... i will add a better option:
burning at the stake ( *bats* ) plus thumbscrews , the strappado and other good ideas from historic books.....
Thanks to my staff .... some of these ideas were all theirs.
I will enable the Homeland Security to start monitoring businesses and consumers for patriotic economic decisions. We will make up the infractions as we go ...... any patriotic person can guess what they will be.
No more kid gloves like fines ( although i can use the money ) or prison ( expensive but don't cut back on the industry ) ..... i will add a better option:
burning at the stake ( *bats* ) plus thumbscrews , the strappado and other good ideas from historic books.....
Thanks to my staff .... some of these ideas were all theirs.
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
2016m11d30 reading books can be fun
hello diary i did not actually read these books ( nor do i actually write this blog .... that is what staff is for i dictate most of this stuff )
two cool books that my staff read for me
The theory of everything (ttoe) by jeremy bernstein
the secret history of lucifer (tshol) by lynn picknett
oh yahhhhh castro died and he is being remembered as a good guy by some and a schmuck by others .... but he is being remembered .... looks to me that having lots of projects can be a good way to be remembered.... does not matter how many people get killed or mangled on the way to victory ( Kant would laugh his ass off on that one ) i just wonder how you measure literacy in Cuba ?????? do you pass the literacy test or else ? just wondering ?
i wonder if we can build a floating wall between Cuba and Florida it would not actually accomplish anything but wow .... think of PR possibilities Trump Aqua Wall ( thought that name up myself ) Also how about Trump Wall of Amigo-ship ( between mexico and texas. I am SOPM ( spending other people's money ) and i don't go out of business if the idea is a total flop.
i think the flag burning thing is one of my best ideas. if someone burns a flag ( does it have to be an american flag .... i don't think so ) they are a terrorist and they lose their citizenship , get some jail time and get put on a terrorist list. sort of like being on a child molester list. the cool thing about these list is that you can be slam-dunked for thinking about, writing about , planning , making drawings , etc. you don't actually have to molest a kid or burn a flag. ( someone tells me this is a "virtual crime " .... a think crime And if you are rich ( which means you are not some gutter trawler ) you get to buy "get out of trouble cards" ( gootc ) it is a good idea to make sure the systems you set up don't bite *you* ( moi ) in the ass......
also i think we can deport anyone that is a flag burner .....
then some smart ass said where do we deport someone born in Colorado ? well..... how about guantamo... gwnaamo .... you know , gitmo
plenty of cool things that the US military can make out of cuba.... did you know it is close to Cancun ? maybe we can annex that place as well.
i learned from tshol that "the rule of thumb" was about beating you wife with a stick that was smaller that the diameter of your thumb. being an early christian power person ( for guys only ) meant you could burn women for being smart asses. Really easy to prove someone was a witch ( this could definitely work for us regarding flag burning ) cuz you could ask them questions after you had stripped them, tied them up, hung them by their thumbs ( none of that was considered torture ) and you could keep asking questions until you got them to quit lying. then you could get to the bottom of things.
ttoe was cool cuz it shows that science guys are not the big brains they think they are. they keep changing their minds about how science stuff really works. can't they get it right after all these years ? anyway i can see that global warming is one of those science things that you can always find find some x-spurts to argue about it. So i think we pretty much ignore it other than to create some federal programs. anyway Guy McPherson says we are dead extinct in less than 10 years. ( i wonder if i can get re-elected in 4 years ...... hard to believe i can stand it that long anyway .... boring )
some more thoughts ...... tshol has some great examples of torture .... the best was burning people at the stake.... sometimes they even pulled a half-burned roasted toasted human marshmallow out of the flames to marinate for an hour of hell before staking them up again.
So "burning at the stake" [ *bats* ] looks to be an excellent alternative to prison or deportation. traitors to America ( i know one when i see one ) should be roasted on pay for view ..... a good way to balance the budget ....... look how popular "the octagon" is ......hmm we could also feed people to zoo animals as a pay for view event. imagine what we can do with 3D video and body cams.....
i could set up an Trump patriotism event center *TPEC*. How about audience participation ? brilliant !!!!
two cool books that my staff read for me
The theory of everything (ttoe) by jeremy bernstein
the secret history of lucifer (tshol) by lynn picknett
oh yahhhhh castro died and he is being remembered as a good guy by some and a schmuck by others .... but he is being remembered .... looks to me that having lots of projects can be a good way to be remembered.... does not matter how many people get killed or mangled on the way to victory ( Kant would laugh his ass off on that one ) i just wonder how you measure literacy in Cuba ?????? do you pass the literacy test or else ? just wondering ?
i wonder if we can build a floating wall between Cuba and Florida it would not actually accomplish anything but wow .... think of PR possibilities Trump Aqua Wall ( thought that name up myself ) Also how about Trump Wall of Amigo-ship ( between mexico and texas. I am SOPM ( spending other people's money ) and i don't go out of business if the idea is a total flop.
i think the flag burning thing is one of my best ideas. if someone burns a flag ( does it have to be an american flag .... i don't think so ) they are a terrorist and they lose their citizenship , get some jail time and get put on a terrorist list. sort of like being on a child molester list. the cool thing about these list is that you can be slam-dunked for thinking about, writing about , planning , making drawings , etc. you don't actually have to molest a kid or burn a flag. ( someone tells me this is a "virtual crime " .... a think crime And if you are rich ( which means you are not some gutter trawler ) you get to buy "get out of trouble cards" ( gootc ) it is a good idea to make sure the systems you set up don't bite *you* ( moi ) in the ass......
also i think we can deport anyone that is a flag burner .....
then some smart ass said where do we deport someone born in Colorado ? well..... how about guantamo... gwnaamo .... you know , gitmo
plenty of cool things that the US military can make out of cuba.... did you know it is close to Cancun ? maybe we can annex that place as well.
i learned from tshol that "the rule of thumb" was about beating you wife with a stick that was smaller that the diameter of your thumb. being an early christian power person ( for guys only ) meant you could burn women for being smart asses. Really easy to prove someone was a witch ( this could definitely work for us regarding flag burning ) cuz you could ask them questions after you had stripped them, tied them up, hung them by their thumbs ( none of that was considered torture ) and you could keep asking questions until you got them to quit lying. then you could get to the bottom of things.
ttoe was cool cuz it shows that science guys are not the big brains they think they are. they keep changing their minds about how science stuff really works. can't they get it right after all these years ? anyway i can see that global warming is one of those science things that you can always find find some x-spurts to argue about it. So i think we pretty much ignore it other than to create some federal programs. anyway Guy McPherson says we are dead extinct in less than 10 years. ( i wonder if i can get re-elected in 4 years ...... hard to believe i can stand it that long anyway .... boring )
some more thoughts ...... tshol has some great examples of torture .... the best was burning people at the stake.... sometimes they even pulled a half-burned roasted toasted human marshmallow out of the flames to marinate for an hour of hell before staking them up again.
So "burning at the stake" [ *bats* ] looks to be an excellent alternative to prison or deportation. traitors to America ( i know one when i see one ) should be roasted on pay for view ..... a good way to balance the budget ....... look how popular "the octagon" is ......hmm we could also feed people to zoo animals as a pay for view event. imagine what we can do with 3D video and body cams.....
i could set up an Trump patriotism event center *TPEC*. How about audience participation ? brilliant !!!!
Friday, November 25, 2016
2016m11d25 Global Warming gives me a pass
I just learned we are all dead in less than 10 years.
So I am free to do anything I damn well please.
And as POTUS .... I will have the power...... farewell , mr. huggles ( Trump's stuffed teddy bear ... editor )
My Ideas:
So I am free to do anything I damn well please.
And as POTUS .... I will have the power...... farewell , mr. huggles ( Trump's stuffed teddy bear ... editor )
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According to a SCYNTOOST ..... ( scientist ... editor )
There's no point trying to fight climate change - we'll all be dead in the next decade and there's nothing we can do to stop it, a visiting scientist claims.
Guy McPherson, a biology professor at the University of Arizona, says the human destruction of our own habitat is leading towards the world's sixth mass extinction.
Instead of fighting, he says we should just embrace it and live life while we can.
"We don't have 10 years. The problem is when I give a number like that, people think it's going to be business as usual until nine years [and] 364 days."
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My Ideas:
= Go riding with Putin steal fake flamingo birds
= Set off a couple nuclear bombs
= Hold a world-wide "Hunt for Elvis" Festival.
Lots of parties , invasions by US Military to promote the partee ( party ... editor )
= Global Wet T-shirt contest featuring the witch and darkGirl
( Hillary Clinton & Michelle Obama ... editor )
= Make monopoly money the world currency
= make "dunk booth" using Obama , the witch , darkGirl , and my enemies list
signed: the DONALD
Thursday, November 24, 2016
2016m11d24 There is no edge case .. no limits
I started running for president cuz it was fun and it got me a lot of attention. I promised myself i would never take it seriously. i just started doing crazy things and hired a small staff to take care of the real work ( the not fun stuff ).
Every time i made an appearance at a rally or held a press conference .... i tried to be consistent and i tried to be off the charts. i wanted to see what would happen if i simply ignored conventional political conventions and approaches.
i want people to like me.... i really do .... i like being famous even more.... i like being able to do stuff that other people don't have permission to do. I am amazed every day that people are paying so much attention to me. I like it a lot. How long will it keep on keeping on ? i have no idea. But wow i get such a rush at all the surrealistic things that are happening. Being rich let me do all sorts of crazy things. I got to marry a nifty looking babe..... she has been pretty nice ... she does not hassle me ... she gets that she has freedom to spend money and she likes that. She does not demand a piece of my soul ... i think she is pretty damn street smart. Well sorry i got kind of side-tracked.
So i just keep saying crazy things and doing crazy things. Winning some primaries. Getting the repub nomination. these happenings are just beyond the twightlight zone. should i stop ? i just feel a compulsion to keep pushing .... to see where the limits are ..... to see if there is a cliff edge that i will fall off. ( this thought gives me the shivers .... creepy )
Sometimes i back off and try to be conventional. like when i met with ObiWanBamBam ( Barack Obama .... editor ). I know he hates me .... he knows i think he is boiled shit. but we sat there with pasty grins on our faces. Wow after that mess i had to get some nookie and some booze in me to chill out. i just try to let the staff ( TS ) do their thing. the meetings with TS ( TS = The Staff .... editor ) can be really boring.... i just tell them what i want to happen and what i believe in and basically say " make it so " it has worked out better than i expected.
PRESIDENT ..... i am president i think the witch is going to do everything she can trip me up. I told some mutual acquaintances that if she backs off i will not bring the POTUS hammer down on her.
Being president means being more responsible ????? i hate that feeling. i am trying to get people on my team that will do the right thing .... maybe Mike ( Mike = Gov. Mike Pence .... editor ) will keep it all together.
I am going to keep doing and saying crazy fun things. What can they do to me ? impeach me ? i don't care. look at how cockclinton ( Bill Clinton.... editor ) weasled out of his impeachment ..... man those clowns who tried him were/are chickenshit. i mean .... look at the clown suits some of them wore !!!!! if i was impeached i would not bother to show up on time and i would twist them up.
i could not do anything to harm the USA ( or the world ) unless a lot of idiots let me. So if anything bad happens ... it is not my fault.
Now i am going to hop in bed with my teddy bear and watch some MMA. Whoooooooooooo sigh
Every time i made an appearance at a rally or held a press conference .... i tried to be consistent and i tried to be off the charts. i wanted to see what would happen if i simply ignored conventional political conventions and approaches.
i want people to like me.... i really do .... i like being famous even more.... i like being able to do stuff that other people don't have permission to do. I am amazed every day that people are paying so much attention to me. I like it a lot. How long will it keep on keeping on ? i have no idea. But wow i get such a rush at all the surrealistic things that are happening. Being rich let me do all sorts of crazy things. I got to marry a nifty looking babe..... she has been pretty nice ... she does not hassle me ... she gets that she has freedom to spend money and she likes that. She does not demand a piece of my soul ... i think she is pretty damn street smart. Well sorry i got kind of side-tracked.
So i just keep saying crazy things and doing crazy things. Winning some primaries. Getting the repub nomination. these happenings are just beyond the twightlight zone. should i stop ? i just feel a compulsion to keep pushing .... to see where the limits are ..... to see if there is a cliff edge that i will fall off. ( this thought gives me the shivers .... creepy )
Sometimes i back off and try to be conventional. like when i met with ObiWanBamBam ( Barack Obama .... editor ). I know he hates me .... he knows i think he is boiled shit. but we sat there with pasty grins on our faces. Wow after that mess i had to get some nookie and some booze in me to chill out. i just try to let the staff ( TS ) do their thing. the meetings with TS ( TS = The Staff .... editor ) can be really boring.... i just tell them what i want to happen and what i believe in and basically say " make it so " it has worked out better than i expected.
PRESIDENT ..... i am president i think the witch is going to do everything she can trip me up. I told some mutual acquaintances that if she backs off i will not bring the POTUS hammer down on her.
Being president means being more responsible ????? i hate that feeling. i am trying to get people on my team that will do the right thing .... maybe Mike ( Mike = Gov. Mike Pence .... editor ) will keep it all together.
I am going to keep doing and saying crazy fun things. What can they do to me ? impeach me ? i don't care. look at how cockclinton ( Bill Clinton.... editor ) weasled out of his impeachment ..... man those clowns who tried him were/are chickenshit. i mean .... look at the clown suits some of them wore !!!!! if i was impeached i would not bother to show up on time and i would twist them up.
i could not do anything to harm the USA ( or the world ) unless a lot of idiots let me. So if anything bad happens ... it is not my fault.
Now i am going to hop in bed with my teddy bear and watch some MMA. Whoooooooooooo sigh
Friday, November 18, 2016
2016m11d18 The thrill of it all ....... i am a prisoner
Motorcades are a fun thing...... lots of people kissing my ass ..... lots of sirens and people busting their ass for me ..... what a laugh ! This is what they mean by being a public servant ....... I get served by a lot of suckers ....... I keep being told how many people have to kiss my ass but then I get told that I "have" to do certain things ..... where is the freedom ?
I thought I would turn the US Government upside down....... but mostly I rubber stamp what a bunch of advisors tell me what to do ..... I get threatened a lot .... I feel less safe than I did when I was just a rich guy ......
I thought I would turn the US Government upside down....... but mostly I rubber stamp what a bunch of advisors tell me what to do ..... I get threatened a lot .... I feel less safe than I did when I was just a rich guy ......
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