hello diary i did not actually read these books ( nor do i actually write this blog .... that is what staff is for i dictate most of this stuff )
two cool books that my staff read for me
The theory of everything (ttoe) by jeremy bernstein
the secret history of lucifer (tshol) by lynn picknett
oh yahhhhh castro died and he is being remembered as a good guy by some and a schmuck by others .... but he is being remembered .... looks to me that having lots of projects can be a good way to be remembered.... does not matter how many people get killed or mangled on the way to victory ( Kant would laugh his ass off on that one ) i just wonder how you measure literacy in Cuba ?????? do you pass the literacy test or else ? just wondering ?
i wonder if we can build a floating wall between Cuba and Florida it would not actually accomplish anything but wow .... think of PR possibilities Trump Aqua Wall ( thought that name up myself ) Also how about Trump Wall of Amigo-ship ( between mexico and texas. I am SOPM ( spending other people's money ) and i don't go out of business if the idea is a total flop.
i think the flag burning thing is one of my best ideas. if someone burns a flag ( does it have to be an american flag .... i don't think so ) they are a terrorist and they lose their citizenship , get some jail time and get put on a terrorist list. sort of like being on a child molester list. the cool thing about these list is that you can be slam-dunked for thinking about, writing about , planning , making drawings , etc. you don't actually have to molest a kid or burn a flag. ( someone tells me this is a "virtual crime " .... a think crime And if you are rich ( which means you are not some gutter trawler ) you get to buy "get out of trouble cards" ( gootc ) it is a good idea to make sure the systems you set up don't bite *you* ( moi ) in the ass......
also i think we can deport anyone that is a flag burner .....
then some smart ass said where do we deport someone born in Colorado ? well..... how about guantamo... gwnaamo .... you know , gitmo
plenty of cool things that the US military can make out of cuba.... did you know it is close to Cancun ? maybe we can annex that place as well.
i learned from tshol that "the rule of thumb" was about beating you wife with a stick that was smaller that the diameter of your thumb. being an early christian power person ( for guys only ) meant you could burn women for being smart asses. Really easy to prove someone was a witch ( this could definitely work for us regarding flag burning ) cuz you could ask them questions after you had stripped them, tied them up, hung them by their thumbs ( none of that was considered torture ) and you could keep asking questions until you got them to quit lying. then you could get to the bottom of things.
ttoe was cool cuz it shows that science guys are not the big brains they think they are. they keep changing their minds about how science stuff really works. can't they get it right after all these years ? anyway i can see that global warming is one of those science things that you can always find find some x-spurts to argue about it. So i think we pretty much ignore it other than to create some federal programs. anyway Guy McPherson says we are dead extinct in less than 10 years. ( i wonder if i can get re-elected in 4 years ...... hard to believe i can stand it that long anyway .... boring )
some more thoughts ...... tshol has some great examples of torture .... the best was burning people at the stake.... sometimes they even pulled a half-burned roasted toasted human marshmallow out of the flames to marinate for an hour of hell before staking them up again.
So "burning at the stake" [ *bats* ] looks to be an excellent alternative to prison or deportation. traitors to America ( i know one when i see one ) should be roasted on pay for view ..... a good way to balance the budget ....... look how popular "the octagon" is ......hmm we could also feed people to zoo animals as a pay for view event. imagine what we can do with 3D video and body cams.....
i could set up an Trump patriotism event center *TPEC*. How about audience participation ? brilliant !!!!
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